Are you looking for a handmade birthday card to give your friend that will leave them in stitches? Look no further than Cardstalked's Rude and Funny Birthday Card! This 5x7" greeting card is printed on 16pt cardstock, and comes with a deluxe white envelope. On the outside, it features a birthday cake with the words: "Surprisingly out of 100 million sperm, YOU were the fastest." On the inside, it features an outline of sperm swimming towards an egg with the words: "Happy Birthday, I guess..." This hilarious and inappropriate card will make your friend, sibling or coworker laugh out loud! Plus, Cardstalked is a veteran-owned small business, and a portion of the proceeds from each card sold is donated to a rotating charity. Get your Cardstalked Rude and Funny Birthday Card today! The card will be mailed USPS first class within 1-2 days of your purchase.