Feeling flirty? Prepare to unleash a tsunami of holiday hilarity with our uproarious Christmas card that's so funny, it should come with a "laughter hazard" warning! This isn't your grandma's snooze-inducing holiday card; it's a knee-slapping, giggle-inducing masterpiece engineered to keep your loved ones in stitches from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve! CARD INSIDE: Is blank for you to write your own personal message …………………… INCLUDES One A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock printed landscape orientation One A2 size brown kraft envelope …………………… SHIPPING Orders with fewer than six cards won't get automatic USPS tracking, unless you upgrade to USPS Priority at checkout. Our free shipping uses USPS First-class mail, which MakerPlace might call a "tracking number," but it's often unreliable. For accurate tracking, choose the Priority shipping option at checkout. Please note that USPS delivery times may vary. While most cards arrive within 2-5 days, there are instances where it can take up to 12 days or more. If you haven't received your order within 14 business days from the shipment date, please contact me. OVERESEAS FRIENDS: Cards sent to international destinations, excluding the United States, are consistently shipped using USPS First Class International at a fixed rate of $9.50. Lost cards: it's a possibility, especially if you haven't received your card within 14 business days (it might take longer during the holidays due to slower delivery).