Christmas List longer than you thought? Need a Huge Glass of Wine? Do you just want to throw the Ham out the window? Well look no more, here is the perfect Holiday Survival Gag Gift! Contents Peppermint Patty Excedrin Earplugs Lollipops Match Button Playing Card Sandpaper Balloon Bells Penny Tootsie Rolls Toothpick Assorted Chocolate Laminated Instruction Card Keepsake Muslin Bag Tucked neatly inside a Keepsake Muslin Bag is everything you or a close friend/family needs to escape the Holiday Festivities this season. Makes for a Great White Elephant Gift, Secret Santa, Family Member, Co-Worker or anybody who just plain hates the holidays! Laminated instruction card explains the significance of each item. Fast Delivery and Free Shipping