This hand carved funny “Nobody Gets Out Sober” home bar sign is perfect for your home bar, basement bar or Garage bar. It also makes a great man cave or Groomsman Gift How to order: ♦ Choose your board stain color from the drop-down menu. See photo #8 Shown in the photos is Gunstock stained. Features: ♦ Measures 20” long x 5-1/2” tall ♦ Hand carved into premium knot free pine wood. ♦ Wording is hand carved and painted in black with a black border trim. ♦ Stained background of your choice from the drop-down menu. ♦ Sealed with indoor clear coat finish for protection. ♦ Comes with a keyhole slot hanger on the back to display. Shipping: ♦ Hand carved at the time of order and ships within 10 business days, Ships USPS/UPS depending on destination, with free shipping. ♦ Wood is a natural item, wood grain patterns will be different for each piece of wood. Paints, stains, and finishes take differently due to wood properties and picture lighting. So, each sign will be slightly different. Returns/Cancellation ♦ At this time I do not accept returns or cancellations due to these items are handmade at the time of order specifically for you. Please ask questions via messaging prior to ordering with any questions. ♦ Other sizes and sayings can be done. Message me your request for a free quote