Looking for the perfect retirement gift? This humorous engraved glass is sure to make anyone feel special. Choose your glass type from the drop down Text is available at no cost by adding text in the note to seller box during checkout or in the personalization box. Glasses are dishwasher safe. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. The work is custom engraved. Each item is unique, so slight differences in engraved letter appearance and height/size may be apparent to the eye from piece to piece.