WHISTLIN' DIXIE Make America Mayberry Again T-Shirt | Funny Retro TV Tee | Andy Griffith Show Fan Gift | Nostalgic Americana

Well, golly gee willikers! It's time to bring back porch swings, fishing holes, and Sheriff Andy Taylor's brand of small-town wisdom! This tongue-in-cheek tee is perfect for anyone who thinks modern problems require Mayberry solutions. Remember when the biggest scandal in town was Ernest T. Bass throwing rocks through windows? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and so does this shirt! Our country might need a makeover, but we all know what it really needs is more whistling theme songs and fewer Twitter feuds. Channel your inner Aunt Bee and make America as sweet as her apple pie again! Perfect for: • Classic TV show enthusiasts • Anyone who knows who Barney Fife is without Googling • People who think "going viral" should only refer to Aunt Bee's pickles • Folks who believe all problems can be solved in 30 minutes (minus commercials) • Those who know exactly what "nip it in the bud" means • Anyone who appreciates simpler times with a side of humor This shirt works faster than Floyd the Barber's gossip at spreading smiles! Makes a great gift for the nostalgic TV lover in your life or anyone who could use a little more Mayberry and a little less modern mayhem. No Otis the town drunk was not harmed in the making of this t-shirt! #Mayberry #AndyGriffithShow #RetroTV #FunnyNostalgia #ClassicTelevision #MakeAmericaMayberry #TVFanGift #SmallTownHumor #AmericanaShirt #RetroTVTee #NostalgicGift #TVShowTShirt #FunnyPoliticalTee #ClassicSitcom #VintageTelevision