You May Not Leave Sober Funny Front Door Mat, Housewarming Gift, Funny Doormat for Porch Mat, Birthday Gift, Alcohol Floor Mat

Warning You May Not Leave Sober Mat 🙄 Because a Boring Doormat Says “Welcome” Way Too Nicely Your front porch is giving serious “we just moved in and gave up” energy. That plain doormat? It’s doing nothing for your home’s personality—or your reputation as someone with even a hint of humor. Fix your entryway’s entire mood with our Funny Coir Doormats—perfect for homeowners who want to say “welcome” without actually meaning it. These mats are: Made from real coir (aka tough stuff that scrapes off mud and bad energy) Printed with painfully honest messages Hand-Painted and Designed Sealed for outdoor use Standard 18x30” size Completely customizable. Weather-resistant, guest-impressing, and sarcastically fabulous. You’ll finally have the front door that says, “We take our humor seriously. Clean shoes? Optional.” For Best Results: Display in a dry, covered location Sweep or Shake to Clean Doormat may darken when wet. Hang to dry. Drying may take 24-48 Hours -Doormats are sealed and sprayed with a UV resistant spray to improve durability -Font May Vary Slightly From Photos Stencil Only: Includes just the reusable paper stencil of this design along with instructions for use. Finished Doormat: Includes a finished Doormat that is sealed and ready for use. DIY Doormat Kit: Includes blank doormat, paper stencil, one paint brush, one bottle of paint, and instructions for use. 🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’—your doorstep’s dignity is depending on it.